Watching the debate at Boalt Hall (er… “Berkeley School of Law”). Marvelling at how young the students are. Feels like high school… #
McCain’s butt hurts! We need a WAAAHHHmbulance, stat! #
McCain’s barely able to put two words together. That’s what butt-hurt does to you. #
McCain’s barely able to put two words together. That’s what butt-hurt […]
Yeah, I’m all laid off and all, but that ain’t stopping me from gorging out on pulled pork. Fuck, already started drooling. Nom nom. #
Weird how you’ll check out @thelordyourgod on Summize.com and see so many comments about God yelling. Uh, yeah. DUH. #
My parents, bless their hearts, are safely ensconced in Idaho, where REtarDs […]
Oh great. This year’s “Best American Essays” was edited by The New Yorker’s least interesting writer, Adam Gopnik. Yeah, I’m a hater #
Uh, what @lisaga? #
Theater showed a two-minute Kid Rock video called “American Warrior,” advertising the National Guard. In Berkeley. #
So, @ohheygreat, when you making me hanger steak? #
Ah, but now I want one […]
Attention world: I have no strong opinion about croutons. My friend Aileen, however, loves the shit out of them. #
Wish I could unloop my brain. #
Weird having all this time to myself. You can only stand watching the bitter monkeys scream about the new Fark shirts for so long… #
If anyone wants to sell their […]
Fark [sad] goodness: “Father of two crushed to death after falling into printing press. This story is continued on Pages 3, 4, 9 and 10″ #
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I’m the dude of the unemployed! Or, as some — perhaps, I — would have it: I AM JESUS. So, like, hire me. And shit. But hire me first. #
Bad numbers is all, @Gwinny. Publishing — whaddya gonna do? #
Barista: “How you doing today?” Me: “Oh, I got laid off.” Barista: “I have an extra […]
I’m apparently John McCain’s friend. He kept telling me so last night. He sounded pretty sincere, too. How do I end it? #
Corporate tweeter I can, ahem, live with: @NoloLaw. Retweet: “Because everyone dies. http://tinyurl.com/7rw79” #
Ack. Laid off. Ah, well… who’s buying the next round? #
Thanks, all of you! #
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