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Tampa Bay, Denver, Phoenix… nothing is more insufferable than earnest fans of non-baseball town teams going to the World Series. #

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My pal describes Entourage as “fame porn for middle-class men,” which it may be, but I’m all kinds of excited right now watching Season 4. #
“That’s what they all say, then BAM! PONY PORN.” — Me. I quote myself. #
For not getting a lot done so far today, I’m feeling pretty productive. That’s weird brain […]

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If you missed NPR’s Morning Edition, return to this tweet: Economy is going to kill you. Election is close. Something negative about China. #
Hanging with @56yearoldpervert at Starbucks at Noe & 24th in SF. He’s a dirty old dude who keeps leering at the teen girls. Embarrassing. #

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I’m 36 and wondering when I’ll grow up. Oh, and I bought a MacBook because I like pretty shiny things. #
But I couldn’t stay at home all day, every day, scouring the Web for a job. My day job has become finding a job, and I don’t work from home. #
Off to chop up fruit […]

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Girls, man… goddamn confusing creatures. There’s an irreparable flaw in the design. Consumers demand recall. (Sign the petition, damn ya!) #
“On the edge of orgy.” I like how that sounds! #

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My favorite bars have one thing in common: 1) They don’t serve Malibu. 2) You’re a douche if you ask for it. 3) I laugh at you when you do. #
Uhm… did I say one thing in common? #
Uh oh! Members of the UC Davis Tennis Team are wandering around Berkeley in matching hoodies, […]

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Can I hate Destroyer and not get destroyed by you barbarians and retards? #
Friday is my day of rest. As is every day right now. I dig it. #
@wcopley, Cheeseboard is waaay overrated. It tastes the same every day. Go to Gioia! #

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