I wish some of you were funnier than you are. The rest of you, keep fucking trucking and shit. #
Been drinking. Be glad I don’t unleash ultrafarkishness upon our asses because I can still spell in Englander. #
I was way into the ancient Olympics! I’d run naked through the fields! Then my penis slapped me […]
My pal Traci’s in town, so I won’t be remembering the rest of this week. Goodbye world! #
For the Cutest Song EVAR, go to http://tinyurl.com/5rfgq4 and download Unicorn Dream Attack’s “Alone.” #
Overheard: “Beating off is for losers who can’t get some.” Either that guy’s the greatest self-hater of all time, or I lost a long […]
At a to-do in SF, at California College of the Arts, checking out arty furniture and drinking cheapy red wine. #
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Netflix just recommended Season 1 of “Doogie Howser, M.D.” Seriously? I don’t know that I’ve ever been more hurt in my life. #
NPH is allllll good, @shreddd — check out “Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog” yet? #
The thing I hate most in the world is AT&T’s “solution” for pics sent via text to the iPhone. Shame […]
Dang, @ohheygreat, I feel the BUUUURRRRNNNN! #
Reading Joe Meno’s “The Boy Detective Fails.” Has a character “silently frowning.” Hey kids, can you hear my frown? #
Last night, Rockband 2 acted whack, so we went back to the original… whereupon I shredded “Run to the Hills.” Dickinson has nothing on me. #
One thing I like about […]
This was a quiet night and then it wasn’t. I like tonight. #
@FanEffingTastic may be my soulmate. Well, if I had a soul nowadays. I ate it. Medium rare because I like the juice but not too much. What? #
@_Heff, seriously, Marillion? I thought I was the only guy in the U.S. listening to them. […]
Tonight, I make a bigger ass of myself than I otherwise would. May as well get it over with now. #
I love that “butthurt” is becoming an essential, distinctive way to define a feeling. Like Eskimos and their 1,098 ways to describe snow. #
Wow. The UK versions of the Mac v. PC ads are […]