“California Stars,” Billy Bragg and Wilco, playing at cafe. Never get tired of this song. I do not want to work today. #
New Zune features “Buy From FM” feature. Too bad that no one A) buys much music anymore, B) listens to much radio, C) has heard of Zune. #
Hey, can someone point me to […]
Ladies, I know you don’t understand, but on a hot summer night? You gotta let them balls breathe. #
At the all-too-hot 500 Club in the West Bay. Hipsters rule this place with too much irony, ignorance and something else that starts with I. #
@hotheadred, NO. #
NONE OF YOU GOT IT RIGHT. Try harder. #
Dude, everytime […]
@Rsquared, I know one place in the area that has better mac and cheese — I will let you dwell on that. #
Oh yes, earthquake. I felt it it but it was between breaths so that’s why I noticed. Meanwhile, smoking the hookah with @lonefrog. #
The hookah makes @lonefrog poop. He’s pooping now. There is […]
Is it bad if I said drinking is mfjheh ajjfjfjf ahhhdhdhdaasdhdhzzzzzzz djfndjjdhdhh? Muh! #
I ought not to eat Korean all-you-can eat buffet anymore. Especially on hot days. #
Retweet of @JohnMcTaint: “Digg my latest video, an appearance on ‘Internet Superstar!’ http://tinyurl.com/5jlxtk” #
Heart has told the McCain campaign to stop using “Barracuda,” making them the 9,259th band […]
Carly Fiorina says she knows John McCain, but even after 174 repetitions of “I know John McCain,” I’m still not sure… #
Yeah, Palin will not be intimidated. And isn’t she as cute as a button? Dems best focus on the problem, stat. #
No one’s tweets make blush like @CcSteff’s. Gonna make her my running mate […]
Hate to dispell the myth of how awesome I am, but… http://tinyurl.com/5eytev #
I wish Don LaFontaine — “The Voice of God” — hadn’t died, because now I know what he looked like. And much like Terry Gross, was saddened. #
You’re like the fifth womand whose thought I’m wearing an earing in that pic, @emilybrianna. I […]
“Older,” gone again. Twitter’s a tease. #
All my chick friends eventually check in with the dudes who broke their hearts. Except for my ex. Why does this bother me? #
I’m gonna find me some coffee. Then I’m going to kill it and drink it’s blood and be all BWA HA HA HA! YOU ARE M-I-N-E, […]