Cracking down on Fark submitters’ usage of single all-capped conjunctions because it’s looking stupid AND doesn’t add anything. So stop it. #
Biden’s always been ignored by the media — why did Obama think this would change? #
Facebook mail: “this is ben from l.a.,, i found ur pro in ucsd group, i’m in engineering , how […]
Remember when right-click pulldown menus felt like the future? #
Friend almost rented “10,000 BC” last night, but a bum standing next to her started pissing his pants, so she ran away. He did her a favor. #
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Driving home. Won’t repeat stuff, but: Another reason we Californians drive long distances pantless is that it makes it easier to masturbate #
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Potty break. So of course stupid vagrant wannabe-Rambo guy goes in ahead of me, which means I’ll wait at least 23 minutes. #
Hanging with peeps who like my alt Twitter account better than this one. Or me, for that matter. And I’m sext as all-get-out! #
Sexy, even. It’s that kind of hangover #
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New Twitter. Mommy? #
Headed out to Tahoe for wedding. Roadtrip with new iPod. I’ll try to keep my pants on this time. #
HUGE traffic on 80 East. May have to take my pants off. #
Funny. Can tweet while driving, but can’t read you twits while driving. LAME. #
People get pissed when the U.S. government bails […]
Blueprint of NPR’s “everyperson” political stories: Let people, evenly divided over candidates, yammer, then conclude nothing is determined. #
When my Starbucks broke up with me, it surrendered a $5 Starbucks card to mend my broken heart. Civilized! #
@wcopley hates Fairyland because the graphics sucked and the processing speed was slooooooow. Also, she has no soul! […]
“…and look good in your rumpus room or home bar.” http://twitpic.com/bwsg #
Hey! My friend and I are writing the next hit Broadway musical, “Guys & Gays.” Are you jealous now? Don’t be: Contribute lyrics, scenes! #
Wow, Google Chrome just had the most spectacular FAIL: Apparently hates Shockwave. #
Overheard: “I’m pretty honest.” “That’s the problem with […]