Hey guys, country first! Do you hear me? I SAID COUNTRY FIRST. And so, country first. That’s it. Go home. Country… pant, pant… first… #
Since my Starbucks closed, I’ve been lost. They took away my “third place,” as they called it. I’m thirdplaceless. #
So, I’m at another Starbucks this morning. It’s in the student quarter, […]
Ah, found $5 on the street. This is going to be a bearable day. #
Not completely done with the whole “am I sick or is it allergies” ordeal suffered over the weekend, but I will run anyway. #
Check out @ohheygreat’s flickr pics. Sweet Polaroids, many in my hood! #
Har. Thinking about the last year, seeing […]
Gay fight in the Castro! Slap slap! GAY FIGHT! I saw it! #
You may be all, “No way in hell did he see a gay fight.” But I did, and it was sweeeet! #
I wanted to take pics, but it was slap slap! and done, @farkerwarchild. Much screaming, much finger-pointing, much weeping, but it was […]
McCain needs to pretend Obama doesn’t exist. McCain, in his head, thinks he’s winning. #
McCain is doddering before the nation’s eyes, which is exactly what the Redneck Nation wants. #
HAI AMERICA VOAT 4 ME AN U GET TO GET 2 B BOARD 4 8 YEARS IF I LIVES TAHT LONG!!! KTHXBAI #
McCain still suffers from […]
McCain will probably blame any poor performance at the debate tonight on not being prepared due to the financial crisis. Just you watch! #
“Typo” used to be spelled “tipo” but someone somewhere committed a tipo and now everyone thinks it’s typo. True story! Not really. #
You know that alternate-reality Star Trek episode with Evil Kirk […]
Am feeling less than fine. Ack. Eff you, ick in mah throat… #
Sick. Sleeping. If only we could "Sleep for the Cure," I’d totally cure it. Even better would be if I could cure whatever’s laying me out. #
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If I could ever truly love a man, it’d be @absintheglow. But all my manlove is a lie. #
Hey, "undecided" retards: You aren’t paying attention, or are a tard. I’m voting for Obama — he’s gonna burn the tard out of … #
I’m hating Twitter. It’s a tard, too. Twitter’s gonna vote for Palin. […]