Follow-up: Yeah, was favrd. Keywords and marketing FTW. Special thanks to BACON, LESBIANS and SYRUP. CUIL.com, exit stage left, please. #
@joethepeacock: Anything? I find all-caps works pretty well. #
@sflovestory: It was whoa, something? No blog? ZOMG YOU MET SOMEBODAH! #
Starbuck’s breakfast sandwiches aren’t terrible, but they need a name. People order “bacon-egg things.” Anyway, […]
@CcSteff’s hate heat sets nuclear fire to a solar system of dead, nice, boring things. (Not even lying.) #
I WANT A BETTER PEANUT BUTTER! Thinking of setting up an X-Prize-style foundation in encourage creation of such. #
Received IM: “i think jesus and buddha could have hung out with a doobie and been like all, wtf […]
Forgot my copy of The New Yorker, so I’m reading via the iPhone. This gadget possesses my heart. #
FTW: “Ma baws are full to burst!” and “Cycles home in a huff, taking care not to crush his knackers.” And vomit: http://tinyurl.com/6fyjwy #
@SmartAsshat: Sex with the unliked: Good. Sex with the despised: Better. Best: Anger sex! […]
“Fish get on the hook. Fish get on the hook. Fish, it get on the hook. Fish, damn ya, get on it.” — Ancient Basque sailor ditty. Not really #
Sigh. Wanted to catch up with tweets I missed over the weekend, but between some serial tweeters and Twitter’s 10-pages-only limit, can’t. #
“We’re working to restore […]
@shreddd: Dang man, I was next door to YBCA this evening. #
How to succeed in public radio: Develop your severe breathiness a la Terry Gross. Or have a heavy regional accent and jolly disposition. #
@SmartAsshat: Clinginess = Death of soul of the person being clinged to. There must be a military application here. I hope […]
Serial commas in your publication: Use them or don’t, but choose one or the other and stick with it. Dang, dude! #
“Don’t bring me down / Down down down dow — wait, wait, uh… you, wait-lady? Yeah, bring me a gin and tonic. Yeah… good… OOO HOO HOO!” #
Twitpic would be so much more useful […]