In the age of texting, making a phone call has become an intimate experience, and somewhat intrusive. Do not tread on my live-time minutes! #
Eating “The Original, 100% Flourless Ezekial 4:9 Sprouted Whole Grain Cereal (Golden Flax).” AKA, Grape Nuts. I am Brent, hear me hippie! #
DECLARATION: If you replace your awesome pic/icon/whatever with one […]
@sflovestory: Read Youth in Revolt. Reminded me of Confederacy of Dunces: Rough, initially funny, then disintegrates. Both need good editors #
Power is out at work, so it’s business as usual around here. #
Did @joethepeacock just say, “I’m dandy”? ZOMG. Also, he’s an Internet Superstar: http://tinyurl.com/6khugt #
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My Google Talk status is “I like pie.” Status-message responses from the unwashed masses: “I like Pei,” “I make good pie,” “I like π,” etc. #
Rateitall.com is looking awesome! Nice work there, @lawrencecoburn #
FRANZ KAFKA! Be careful if you get him pissed! FRANZ! FRANZ KAFKA! He’ll smite you with metaphor fists! (Stuck in head, thanks […]
If I ever run into a clydesdale, I’ll probably punch it in the snout. That’s how much I hate Bud. #
Sigh. Even China has high-speed rail. California? Never happen in my lifetime. #
Why doesn’t iTunes like MP3s from India? #
I think running with @CcSteff would be the ultimate in adventure, and would ultimately end in […]
We’re disgusted, outraged about Russia’s aggression against Georgia — but really, it isn’t much different from what the U.S. did to Iraq. #
@sflovestory” 1) Pavement. 2) Rush. 3) New Order. 4) The National. 5) Wolf Parade. (Late, I know…) #
I love that @MarsPhoenix has shouted out @CassiniSaturn. Must. Stop. Following. Robots. #
Retweet @chickenlittle: <META NAME=”ROBOTS” […]
Not surprised about Edwards,. His approach to the campaign — testing waters until he found a role for himself — was just as indiscreet. #
Things That Uprigh Likes: Watched “Scraper Bike” videos on YouTube: Kids in Oakland with tricked-out bikes. Love the soundtrack. #
Look ma! I made mah own ringtones for mah iPhuhn. http://tinyurl.com/2zfyre […]
@farktv… so… many… jokes… #
@wwjdfakb, what, SEVEN!? HO! #
This is my head: O. This is my head after drinking Belgian ales all night long: )( #
It’s neat that it’s 8-8-8 today. But I’d much rather it be 8-15-8. GIMME MAH MONIES! #
Fark: “Bono takes off his glasses for the first time in 15 years, is […]