Hmm… just got flaked on. What to do, what to do… #
Things that creep me out: Modern strollers, Starbucks piped-in music, the new wave of Bay Area hipsters who think they’re different. #
Mom tells me im technically middle aged now. Sweet. Could it be that, after a certain age, it’s chemically impossible to […]
@Jack_SFLS, it’s :-{#}### #
When exactly did Democrats become “blue” and Republicans “red”? Makes sense, considering the amount of blood Republicans have spilt. Still. #
Some Republicans prayed for rain to wash out Obama in Denver. Does the fact it looks gorgeous there mean God is telling them to STFU? #
Sounds like Palin’s the real life re-enactment […]
That running back is so effin tough! I wish Neanderthals were around to show him what’s what. That slap would break him hard. #
Uhm, seriously — I just checked @absintheglow’s Twitterface and he can click “Older.” I cannot. WTF? #
@alysonwithay, yeah, no one seems to either. Twitter hates me. Probably because I’ve called it the […]
Between not being able to click “Older” and being busy, I’m rapidly losing interest in Twitter. #
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Adventures in editing Fark: “$50 billion dollars” is redundant and makes me mad. If you don’t know why, don’t play in my sandbox. Thanks! #
One moment, Twitter let’s me click “Older,” the next, it doesn’t. So, I get to read one page. Twitter motto: “The opposite of awesome.” #
Aw yeah, score one for the Dub-C: […]
The closing ceremonies are so confusing, even Bob Costas has shut up. Oh, wait, no. #
The cops who flirt with each other are here at Starbuck’s again. They’ve totally done it! It’s like reading an open book. With big print. #
Retweet @joethepeacock: “Sad day for music: http://tinyurl.com/57fcu9” #
Overheard phone convo: “Did I ever tell you […]
Am drinking in Vegas: Alicia Silverstone starred in a couple Aerosmith videos and was never that interesting again. Beer? Beer me. #
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