Worst. Work out. Ever. Would yell @drewcurtis about his latest injury, but wondering if that’s a good idea after the worst. Workout. Ever. #
Barista gave me a large iced americano this morning, thinking he was doing me a favor — and lo! Thus did innocense set off the end of days! #
Do not ruin my […]
Barista just apologized for ripping my receipt. At long last, the day I’ve waited for, when all who have offended me will grovel at my feet! #
Erm… how come I’m not seeing @califmom in my friend’s timeline? #
Oh yeah, @alysonwithay and @chickenlittle are all kinds of tarded on rickrolling. CAT FIGHT! #
From the school of […]
Monday night is generally the night I don’t drink beer, but I break the rules nearly every week. #
True Thing No. 329: 100 percent of Berkeley grad students who are A) blond and B) have ponytails are C) ready for me to beat them up. #
(Oh yeah, throw “X) male” into the preceding equation. #
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Heh. These two lady officers in Starbucks are both five foot tall, 100 pounds (including gear) and cute as buttons. I AM MAN! ROOOAAAR! #
@califmom: Mine is that y’all meet me in real life and be all, “Dude, that dude is so not that cool in RL.” #
@patjenkins is my hero! #
Off to smell old […]
Welcome to July 20th, 2008 in Berkeley at five before noon! Please enjoy our ZOMG IT’S 52 DEGREES OUTSIDE AND WINDY AND HATE-PIE! #
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The good: iPhone apps. The bad: Web apps are often as good or better. The ugly: “Financial” are basically tip calculators. #
Pack of Wrigley’s Orbit Sweet Mint gum makes my car smell like grandma’s purse, where you could always find Wrigley’s Doublemint. Nostalgia. #
Bumpersticker politics: “NO WAR IN IRAQ!” Uh, yeah there is. #
Prepping for […]
@alysonwithay, Denny Crane. #
And… skipped working out. And… ate a fat sausage-and-egg thing. And… heading to a show soon. SA-WEET. #
@absintheglow: What the what? Let’s get a beer soon, turn that frown way upside down. #
At the show: Peeps kind of down on Listening Party, but I’m thinking they’ll be decent one day. Await Wolf […]