XOMG GOT ME A JAMES MADISON DOLLAR COIN! Jealous much, losers? #
The more you lack in irony and sarcasm, the better a person you are. So you, me and the hipsters of the SF Bay Area are headed for hell. #
Earthquake vagina is fine. No need to jealous on the attention, peeps. I just can’t […]
“Wait, Wait… Don’t Tell Me” reveals that there’s no such thing as “old person smell.” That’s a lie: I smell them every day at the gym. #
The New Yorker, quoting Chinese online post post-Tibet: “Anyone who farts through the mouth will get shit stuffed down their throats by me!” #
Okay, it’s getting ridiculous — 12 […]
@lauriebriggs, go to No Fish, Go Fish! Or is it Go Fish, No Fish? Ack. Tasty, tho, and supercheap. #
Driving along the ridge of the hills of Berkeley. Thick white fog spills upward, swirling and abroiled. So neat. #
My test for any new search engine? “Crazy Asian Drinks.” Cuil.com failed, and failed hard. #
Flyer on […]
Summer’s winter has struck in the Bay Area. Again. But then I remember that winter’s summer is pretty generous. #
@jkubicek, not happy with either Twitterific or Twinkle on iPhone — anything else out there? #
I love me the green fairy, @sflovestory. Different kind of buzz… #
I’m disturbed by how indifferent I am to Bloc Party’s […]
I’m “being an asshole” right now. Little parade for me! Huzzah. #
There is a band I’m not going to tell you about because they are that awesome. Totally rock. You should check ‘em out. #
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I’ve forgotten how to read news made of paper. #
@sflovestory: Erm, the East Bay is the right side, yo. Just check a map — it’s, like, to the right. From Citizens for Truth in Geography. #
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BERKELEY REPORT: Boomer just ran out to “make a citizen’s arrest because the way the person is throwing away garbage is too irresponsible.” #
Here’s a story about me: http://tinyurl.com/6rq5e2 #
BWA HA HA! Retweet @herdnoise: “Yawn: The Hold Steady’s newest, //Stay Positive//, should be named //Stay Awake//” #
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