At Make-Out Room with @h9, @everywherewoman watching @absintheglow rock it like a motherfucker. I mean, emeffer. #
Sun. Bright. Hurt. Stop. #
My hero right now is the landscaper driving around North Berkeley in a beater pickup while blasting Boston. Today is beautiful. #
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Finished “Gates of Fire,” about the Battle of Thermopylae. It’s like chick lit for men. Dick lit? Mmm… no. #
@vmarinelli, YAY! I love being talked about >>OMG GONNA DO ME A DANCE<< #
Hi farkers! It’s “euro,” farkers, not “Euro.” Thanks farkers! #
Fark: “John Edwards rules out VP slot on the news he was never in […]
As a writer, I get every nuance, every hint. When you write “I HATE YOU” and “QUIT CALLING”? I’m pretty sure I know exactly what you mean. #
If you refer to San Francisco as “The City,” please start calling it “The West Bay.” Signed, The Committee For Truth In Geography. #
Bay Bridge: “Christ Love You” […]
Good-bye to you! (Ah, me: I do cull my followings. Sorry, but I am bored by constant ironics and angst.) Good-bye to YOOOUUU (Bye bye baby!) #
@80sAirwaves, ack, I so wanted to watch Double. Been removed. I hate everything now… #
@absintheglow, you oughta be nervous cuz I need to be amazed by my friends! :P […]
Fark submitters aren’t just sem-colon happy today — they’re throwing them around like candy. And inappropriately. Fuckers. #
Fark, doing what it does best: “A sure sign of summer: The annual ‘machines with spinning blades are dangerous’ article” #
Fark: “Calling all He-Man fans. Grayskull: Masters of the Universe first draft script review. Prepare for pure awesomenes.” […]
Of the 10 or so new followers I gained recently, I only received three alerts. DM me, let me know, cuz I ain’t ignoring you. #
“I think you’re reticent.” “You think I’m reticent?” “Yes.” “I have to pee.” #
For @ohheygreat’s b-day, I nudged a bicyclist into a bus; testified against the driver; he went to […]
Iron Maiden report: I have lost my awesome world-topping yawp. Wasted years! #
Iron Maiden report: Approximately 15.7 percent of these peeps belong in prison! Can I play with madness??? #
Iron Maiden report: Make a great point about unquenchability of salt water! Rhyme of the ancient mariner! #
Iron Maiden report: “Screeeeeeeaaaam for me IRVINE!” Powerslave! #
@vmarinelli, […]