@sflovestory made me BWA HA in the middle of beer! #
Batista tells me I could “rock pink.” This after declaring undying love for @joethepeacock. Sigh… #
Ack. What a day. Gray in the midst of May. Song of the morning: “Maps” (Yeah Yeah Yeahs), because right now, I think I need one. #
@vmarinelli, stupid iPhone autocorrect […]
@vmarinelli, wait, what? @emilybrianna wasn’t already a follower of She Who Evils the Twitter? #
@wcopley :( #
Feeling [insert I HATE EVERYTHING emoticon] today. #
Read label of the “Trader Joe’s Black Beluga Lentils (Fully Cooked),” most of which I just consumed — 69 percent dietary fiber. Oh crap. #
Ack, Fark submitter: I get why you confuse […]
@lauriebriggs, I love that jelly bean! #
@CcSteff, point me to said blogs — I need me something to keep up my jones. #
When work demands work from me, I feel the murder urge. Still, it’s probably better than staring at an empty field, wondering what to tweet. #
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@Kalli and Darth Vader, sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G… etcetera… #
“The Road” movie is coming, but I survived the Season 7 of “Friends.” What horrors could a post-nuke world hold for me? Also: Needs zombies. #
And here comes “Love Guru,” AKA “Austin Powers 9: The Same Jokes You’ll Laugh […]
@drewcurtis, yeah, you got on Twitter during a prolonged retardation of the site. #
Oh yeah: Hey everybody, Fark.com’s @drewcurtis is onboard — get on or get, uhm… no, don’t get off. #
We had Han Solo’s home planet right, but still managed not to win the money at trivia tonight. LAIM! #
@lisaga, invite me please! :) […]
Feeling disassociated from my body. Like, my soul shifted right of my body. Or my body drifted left. #
Facebook keeps sending me emails saying I’m nicer smelling than you. HA HA! Suck it, stinky. #
Hourly Twitter rant: Twitter goes gray in an effort to ramp up for WWDC. LAIM. End hourly Twitter rant #
And, […]
@herdnoise tried explaining what rose wine was (”It’s like a cross between a red and white wine”) because he thinks I’m a total retread. #
@h9, just unfollowed someone and @twitter smacked down my reading. WTF? Amateur hour is usually an hour, not several weeks. #
Today’s Berkeley traffic report: FUCK YOU POST-HIPPY BOOMER BABY BEAMER DRIVER. […]