Drinking beers and hearing about what kind of ass I was last weekend at Lucky 13. In other news, trannies apparently care for me! #
Dumb moment of the day: Driving two blocks from bar to pizza joint. #
@elliottng, uhm, worst beer bash ever! #
And, I await bento with baited breath… hmm… bento… #
Friggin’ homonyms threw […]
I love it when hipsters make fun of hipsters for being hipsters. Irony kettle acookin’! #
Dave the Barista apologized for giving me a dome lid. "I’m sorry, we just don’t have any flats." In a corner, girls giggle. At me? Paranoia? #
Safely ensconsed behind desk at work. Will not go outside until I know those […]
People most excited by my birthday? Two peeps behind counter at 24/7. "OH MY GOD IT’S YOUR B-DAY!" and "YOU’RE 37!!" Uhm, thanks :) #
BWA HA HA! Mom sent me a singing birthday card: "Kokomo." Or it would’ve, had it not died in transit. (Thanks for the well wishes, peeps!) #
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