Off to drink with book types. Expect to be asked about all sorts of books I haven’t read. Beer will cure questions. #
People wonder why we are in the book industry. Standard response: “I love books.” But it’s really all the booze and blow. And free hookers. #
@vmarinelli, you mean “Tweet the Truth” as prime […]
Berkeley drivers, bikers or bus drivers: Whom do I hate the most? It is a mystery, for I hate all sooo much. #
Yeah, no doubt @ohheygreat. When NPR aired a perspective about the local biker who takes up an entire lane because it’s “safer,” I screamed. #
Dude, you’ve GOT TO BE KIDDING, @awryone — I […]
@h9 b0rked Twitter! As if we weren’t having enough problems, yo! #
Not many fears, but one of them is that I’ll be that guy in the story showing the reporter the chicken fetus in the egg he cracked. #
My omelette is soooo good, it cooks itself #
“And I’ve heard of creatures who eat their babies […]
Await haircut with much anticipation. My head will shed five pounds, easy. #
When listening to The Teenagers “Fuck Nicole” and have IM set to display music, must make sure my friends named Nicole aren’t online #
Must I cut you, Twitter? #
Fark: “Good news, pinko comrades. New ‘green’ bombs are environmentally friendly. Our enemies will […]
Dammit, I’m an awesome friend. One who spends, say, hours on your cover letter, but can’t be bothered to worry about his own. #
Favorite one-word answers I use in IM conversations: “Har,” “Heh,” “Laff,” “Yay,” “Nice” #
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100 percent on Rock Band, bizzles! Singing, that is. I can’t play these damned instruments. #
Drank a bottle of Baltika 4, a dark lager from Russia. I’ve never had a sweeter, more cloying beer, ever. Russia, stick with vodak! #
Breakfast menu has some items marked with a Earth icon, denoting “low carbon emission” items. The […]
Good day. Great day! Superlatives-don’t-even-cover-it day! #
Also: iPhone developed some light splotchiness on screen. Ugly for interface. Went to an Apple Store, which swapped it for a new one. Neat! #
Yes, I’m late to the game… but these Hitler meme videos are cracking me up. #
Awake. Weirded. Day on pause until coffee hits play. #
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