Got me a new (okay, new used) car:
That’s right, biotches — it’s a 1996 Subaru Legacy, flavored with Outback. For now, I’m calling it “Adultmobile,” but this is temporary. Names ought not be inflicted without consideration. If I ever have a kid, I’m going to not name it for like, five years, and when I […]
What do these people have against Steve? I’m starting to hate Steve, too. Must be all the rad singing pinging at my brain, making me hate him more and more and more. Steve. (Imagine me shaking my head right now.)
Steeevvvee…
The Flight of the Conchords sneer — SNEER — at Steve in “Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros.”
The Lonely […]
My pal Doug (you’ll hear more of him later) has been and will be jumping through hoops of fire and acetone for me — and this weekend he’ll be back at the job, making my all-too-dramatic life (more on this later, too) easier by far.
Today, Doug sent me this eCard:
If that ain’t the most loving […]