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- Methinks toilets should not be black. My health must be observed. #
- @indefensible yep #
- Why is it when you hear about the media as an entity, an entirety, it is always so sadly under-informed, propagating myths and powerless. #
- Note to America: Obama isn’t a Muslim. I wish he were though, retards. #
- To all the people who are offended by the use of the word “retard”: How else to we describe Glen Beck and his dumbass followers? NO, REALLY #
- @crazyhate, abandon that column — nothing good will come of it. #
- Starting a new business — a chain of Ground Zero mosques, where you can be angry for no real reason. Coming soon to your local strip mall. #
- @califmom, me likey… #
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- WHY ARE PEOPLE I AM FOLLOWING FOLLOWING KIM KARDASHIAN AND WHY ARE YOU RETWEETING IT INTO MY FACE GAAAAAHHHH #
- So, I’m at the Red Devil Lounge, where I await a performance by a 16-piece Michael Jackson cover band. How did this happen to me? #
- Extra small panties??? #
- @DrewCurtis YOU CANT HADNLE THE CAPSLOVL! #
- @califmom IT WAS ACTUALLY AWESOME #
- The MJ cover band is called Foreverland and it was completely excellent #
- Yes, those are nice Crocs, Mr. Wrangler-Jeans-Wearing-Dude-With-a-Porsche-Cap-On, but can you wear your food like *this*? [Strike a pose.] #
- WHY ARE YOU SMILING AT ME, GIRL WEARING A “CLASS OF ‘13″ T-SHIRT? Is this a test or a sting operation or just grossing me out? #
- I can’t believe it but there are churches in Berkeley didn’t the communists outlaw them? #
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- FACT: If you want NY-style pizza in the Bay Area, nothing in SF compares to @gioiapizzeria in Berkeley. END FACT. (Dedicated to @ohheygreat) #
- If I failed as much as finalized Google products do, I’d be dead from an inability to draw breath because I never got the hang of it. #
- Democrats will weather the elections. There’s just enough retardation in the Tea Party to scare away halfway smart conservatives. #
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- Told a fellow American I’m Muslim and somehow didn’t get stabbed, beat, kicked, shot, whipped, smashed or otherwise mutilated. Weird. #
- @sweatsinthecity @califmom, that is what we call an exaggeration TIMES INFINITY. #
- @misc, true, but the TechCrunch bullpen invite it. A sad bunch, overall. #
- @ccg, I’d explore anything that disassociates you from Google services. A disaster unfolding. #
- @califmom @detweiler, it’s hard to talk to old people. #
- In a valiant effort to hide my various packages, the postman scattered them throughout the length of the public sidewalk. Somehow, it worked #
- I am embarrassed to be associated with all you fucking retarded racist bitches, and I am ashamed for you. #
- @patjenkins, all this anti-Muslim crap is pissing me off. http://bit.ly/b1uRSE #
- If I failed as much as Twitter does, I’d be dead from exposure to the elements. #
- Yeah, your latest Twitter meme is already old. #
- Ironyverse is populated by hipsters tweeting about how much hipsters sucks. #
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- The only thing “pro” about me is my writing and my liver. I know you’re asking about my qualifications, dammit! #
- First hot day of summer, so @SFBART — a most delicate transit system — is breaking down while overstuffing people in unconditioned cars #
- I just drove four blocks. WHO AM I?? #
- @AGSHender, not in the Bay Area, sir! Well, maybe San Jose. But dammit, I’m in Berkeley. #
- Looks like John McCain’s gambit of transforming himself into a retard to remain senator to a bunch of retards has paid off. Also? Retard. #
- @biorhythmist, not always! Sometimes base 6 #
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- Job satisfaction and satisfaction with life are two different things, but I’d settle for one or the other right now. #
- @Genevieve_Marie DON’T TURN THE PAGE IT HAS A [CENSORED] #
- @ctsinclair, man, I saw Pavement at the best venue ever — best show of the summer, easily! #
- Ra Ra Riot’s main problem? They sound like a watered-down Vampire Weekend, if you can believe it. Doesn’t help they’re from the same place. #
- I knew ALL of these things. Except that Obama’s not Islamist? Who knew… or is the media lying again? http://fk.cm/go/5573808 #
- @chickenlittle, no hyphen in “devastatingly-good looks.” I know. I write this sentence on online dating sites ALL THE TIME. #
- Working on a new book, called “Why Are Girls so Retarded?” #
- so done with credit debt hate The Man an’ his tricks Wells Fargo can take this new card and shoOOOOOOOOH PLATINUM SHINY NEATO #
- Passing on “Why Are Girls so Retarded?” after publisher pointed out I’m still obligated to deliver “How to Breath Air: A User’s Guide” #
- @elliottng, sour grapes. Funny, considering how fundamentally uninteresting @foursquare is. Nevermind the privacy issues. #
- @elliottng, yeah — there’s so much that could be done with location while maintaining personal info, but nothing good yet. Frustrating! #
- @ahugeproduction, I gave up on Camino when they went all 37signals on us and stopped innovating. #
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