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  • Who told me about the Rush/Neil Peart scene in Freaks & Geeks but somehow didn’t ruin it for me? I just saw it. Thank you, sir. Good show. #
  • It’s not Friday yet, but follow @staciebauerle — she gets it. #
  • I r coffee tarded right nao #
  • Continually coaching @herdnoise through the meaning and usage of “touché” in a social, non-fencing context remains one of my great pleasures #
  • Hey all y’all who have Palm Pres: How are they holding up? I want to check one out. #
  • The top 5 uses for teat: http://bit.ly/cH3Nq
    I mean “tea.” Yes. #

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Me via Twitter

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  • What if… ah, shit, never mind. What ifs are stupid. #
  • CcSteff: “Mayonnaise is an affront to reason and good taste.” Me: “Mayonnaise is what makes reason taste good. Sandwiches… mmm… want…” #
  • @billdoty, I think Hulu’s been less and less useful or relevant with every passing day. Too bad, really. #
  • Franken seated. http://bit.ly/xa4Ei
    . Now we wait for public health care for the next decade. #
  • “I think of Facebook like I think of my lawn. I’m glad I have a lawn but I hate having to constantly mow it” @drewcurtis, http://is.gd/1jqg2 #

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  • As you age, you start to recognize those qualities in you that women like. For instance, me? I can’t grow a Hitler ’stache. Girls love that. #
  • Toilet condoms not only protect your ass from whatever’s on the seat — it protects us from whatever’s on your ass. The More You Know(TM). #
  • (I see the grammar problem in my previous post. Do you?) #
  • “The guy here at the UPS store packs things slower than softcore gay porn. SPEED IT UP MAN.” (Retweet, via @joethepeacock) #

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  • Ah, Billy Mays. The Celebrity Death Trifecta is complete. (Sorry Ed, I ain’t counting you.) #

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  • Post-Xbox 360 purchase, I have a theory: One reason we have kids is so we can play with them. Kids no longer needed. Population nose-dive! #
  • Memorial service. #

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  • How you know MJ passing away is big news: Strangers on the streets of downtown San Francisco are actually talking to each other about it. #
  • I did this. Sigh: http://bit.ly/13cXIz #
  • FACT: Do not order food at Missouri Lounge in Berkeley if Natto is not there: Other dude will take an hour as he makes out with his GF. END. #
  • @sflovestory: YES! #
  • @michellemiller: NO! #

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  • Americans have done a much better job at standardizing the English language than anyone else. (No comment on whether this is good or bad.) #
  • At a cafe. I oughta be stabbing this doc to death with contemptuous fingers of maximum pain. Instead, listening to the dulcet sounds of Seal #
  • Hey! Found three wifi spots THAT WORK. Applying for sainthood now. #
  • Whups, no, third spot slipped back into Edge. Do Catholics refund the sainthood application fees? #
  • Actually, the Michael Jackson we loved and admired died 25 years ago. #

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