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- If you ain’t getting Angel Touch 2-ply Septic Safe toilet papah (12 double rolls = 24 reg rolls), you just some viral marketers bitch, mang. #
- @expat_erin, check out The Forgotten to see how much worse it can get. (Not my fault! Lost leads into it. ABC is made up of bastards.) #
- Tonight, @56yearoldpervert is going to force me to eat Japanese food consisting of fried chicken skin and squirrel nuts. #
- “Coffee flavored coffee.” Hoping my sarcasm.com account is just down for a bit. #
- Meanwhile… “Really, what I would like to do is work on the value proposition and BLAH BLAH BLAAAHHH x inifinity.” Douche, shut it! Shut! #
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- Are you fired up about 3D television sets? Because, frankly, I cannot make myself interested. #
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- The Oscars are boring me to tears. Oh wait, those tears are from yawning so much. From boredom. Brought on by the Oscars. Sigh. #
- Didn’t know movie soundtrack dancie performances required ASL interpretation. #
- No. The film is not THAT good. #
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- In Boise. Dammit #
- At the Java House in downtown Boise, where every woman here between 20 and 30 has a 1990s Jennifer Anniston haircut. That ain’t bad! #
- Everytime Google is broken, I think the Internet is down. Google has become what we were afraid Microsoft would be. #
- @hfibonik, thanks! #
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- Off to Idaho. United is busy separating us into Elites, Super Elites, Supremo Premium Platinum Elites, and skags. And yes, I am a skag. #
- United is doing “maintenance” on my plane. For the record, UA always does maintenance whenever I fly with them. Confidence? Not so much #
- United Airlines only received a 2 out of 5 in JD Power’s 2009 North American Airline Satisfaction Study for “overall customer satisfaction.” #
- I can see United Airline’s fat mechanic remove a bolt, stare at it for hours, then replace it. Rinse and repeat, rinse and repeat. #
- “We expect to board in five to ten minutes,” announced United Airline’s liar. “I know you’ve heard me say this a few times before…” #
- And, if you have same haircut as that guy in “No Country for Old Men” who liked flipping quarters, don’t, you freakin’ dork. #
- Oh! Oh! They’re boarding us! I’m seated! I’m relaxed! Whup, no, they’re deboarding us. Fuck you, United Airlines, you’re fired. #
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- Retarded: “I support eliminating the derogatory use of the r-word from everyday speech. ‘Spread the Word to End the Word’ at http:” #
- “@alexismilana, that’s so leotarded.” Me likey WHA-WHAT? #
- Not sure if rich hipsters are more annoying than the rug rats running around the Mission. Rug rats, however, are definitely more retarded. #
- Tho, rich hipsters may be leotarded. #
- Are we still allowed to say “you tard”? I mean, minus the prefix, it’s a good thing, right? #
- @urbanhipster, that’s “use the Twitter” to him. #
- @Anderrhea you are sooooo tarded. High five! #
- The Rule: Never name your sandwich “The Beefer.” #
- There’s a wheelie chair guy on our floor, so dudes avoid using the handicap stall in the bathroom. Except me. It’s super clean! #
- Quickly — what’s the best sushi in the East Bay? #
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- Just overheard a “What if my red is your blue?” conversation. Among adults older than me. CMON ALREADY. #
- “I used to dress up like a douche!” proclaimed the douche who was dressed like an asshole. #
- If you’re asking me whom I hate more than Dick Cheney, that’s easy: AC Transit and Muni bus drivers. #
- List: “Top 5 Icky, Creamy Crayola Colors Named After Bands.” White Snake. Built to Spill. Neutral Milk Hotel. Pearl Jam. Michael Jackson #
- In NO WAY does Neutral Milk Hotel top Pavement in a list of Top 10 albums of the decade, @pitchforkmedia:http://bit.ly/3TofsC. Shenanigans! #
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